You want to buy some KNIVES? You are in the RIGHT PLACE

Contents

  1. Who?
  2. What?
  3. Where?
  4. How?


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1. Who?
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1.1 Who is the knife merchant?
Stoddard's Chestnut Hill
Luddite purveyors of fine cutlery and strops that they are, they have not yet gotten themselves a web page. So we have an old-fashioned paper registry. Can you tell what registry item Beth foolishly left entirely up to Nathan?
BUT. Before you buy any knives, look here. Now, Nathan and Beth aren't overly superstitious, but don't be surprised if you start getting pennies from us.


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2. What?
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2.1 What kind of knives?
Lamson Knives.
2.2 Well, what actual Knives are you looking for?
A 9 1/2" offset bread knife, an 8" Chef's knife, a 5" Santoku utility knife, a 10" English slicing knife, a steel, and a cute little paring knife. Also a set of four steak knives.


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3. Where?
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3.1 Where is Stoddard's?
617-244-4187
199 Boylston St #28
Chestnut Hill, MA 02467
Don't call the one in Copley Place.
3.2 Where is Lamson Sharp?
Northwestern Massachusetts. When we say, "Shop Local," we mean it.


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4. How?
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6.1 How would I present a knife as a gift?
By demanding a Nominal Payment. Some folks seem to think that a gift of a sharpened piece of steel might send the wrong message. Luckily Fate, as we know, is frequently stymied by technicalities.